@In_Re_Hightower: Hopefully for my sake no one will notice since it's a hockey post anyway. HEY! Look over there! It's Joakim Noah buying a bong!

In Soviet Russia twitter deletes YOU!

What? Wait, no. You're wrong Drew I am cute. Girls tell me I'm cute. That doesn't mean penile doom, I just don't end up with them because I respect them as a woman. No, I really am cute.

That's one swanky looking sex rehab cilnic.

He looks mad. Probably because he couldn't drive his motorhome to England.

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I am. I do not like them in a boat. I do not like them with a goat. I do recomend however that you try green eggs with my deliscious brand of sausages.

Not good for the Yankees. The Raiders really started to go downhill once Al Davis died.

Once Steinbrenner is gone Al Davis will be the last of the Flying Hellfish and the Hellfish bonanza will be his.

If you'll excuse me I'm now going to my cottage on Lake Titicaca. Let's see you make fun of that Mr. Smartguy.

I see no possible way in which this can end badly.

"I still can't believe that little shit knew who W.C. Heinz was."

It was Spring Break 2004...

I think it says "Pronger is goy". So it was probably someone who is jewish. Now who are the jewish blackhawks?

What happened to Will?

"The thing I love about these Denver girls is I keep getting older, but they still roofie up the same way."

His combover gets 2 minutes for delay of mane.

Vending machine-dispensed Coke bottles at rest stops that explode the second you open them.

It's a good thing this was posted after lunch.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon took a ride on the crazy train, read this quote by basketball star Michael Beasley; and joined everyone else in wondering what the hell he was talking about.

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: +1