Nightmare Ant would so kick their ass.

@Nickly: Someone should tell him first that the Bruins were knocked out.

Best chat ever? Best chat ever!

For your troubles today I think you should be allowed to hit Daulerio in the face with a cookie sheet.

Is it true for your bachelor party AJ is making you leave the basement? I can only imagine any pictures would have you looking as uncomfortable if not more so than that time at Rick's Cabaret.

Will, Can you answer another one of my questions just to piss off bluemonkeys911?

Is it true Drew's Twitter Humiliation diet is all in preperation for your wedding so he can fit into that tuxedo T-shirt of his?

Is this commenting shutdown the work of Nightmare Ant? Have we angered Nightmare Ant? Does anyone here know who Nightmare Ant even is?

Is this commenting shutdown the work of Nightmare Ant? Have we angered Nightmare Ant? Does anyone here know who Nightmare Ant even is?

You are able to bring Kurt Cobain back to life however in order to do so you have to sleep with Courtney Love without using protection. What do you do?

How many times a week do you look back at what you started here and weep?

When the nuptials are finished will you and the Mrs. be living in your parents basement or are you moving to the in-laws basement?

Was that picture taken before or after you gave the wall a tongue lashing?

He's going to be pissed when Mr. Burns pinch hits for him with Darryl Strawberry.

Now that you moved back in with your parents did they recover the couches with plastic or did they never take it off?

Do you think the popularity of this chat will help you get laid with yourself?

Who has the bigger cock. You, your Dad or Sarah Silverman?

How much longer until Daulerio swears at you?

@Justinhalpern: I already like him more than Sarah Silverman. Wait, without knowing anything about him I already liked him more than Sarah Silverman.

@chakrabs: I always find jokes funnier when you have to explain them too. (because that is what you did in the brackets) See what I did there? (with the brackets)