@Chamomiles Davis: Ohhh. He card read good!
Drew how did you not mention Frank's Red Hot as either 1 of the 5 OR one that was tough to leave off? For shame. This twitter humiliation diet has changed you.
I've made Martin Lawrence jokes enough. This isn't why I got into commenting.
@pensionplanpuppets: +1, for shame none of us came up with this sooner.
I miss memes. Is anyone here old enough to remember Nightmare Ant?
We've won enough. This isn't why we got into hockey.
O, Canada, we stand on guard, for, pee!
This wouldn't be the first time someone got ahead for being able to toss a good salad.
I like the cut of this Foster guys jib. I look forward to hearing more from him in the future.
I would argue this is my new favorite Olympian.
Needs more maple syrup.
@G.G.: The best part of Catholicism is that you can do whatever the fuck you want and get away with it, as long as you repent for it after!
Regarding the cracker debate: I'm not sure if these count or not but Flipsides, by Keebler. Half pretzel, half cracker, ALL AWESOME. Orignial, cheese and herb n' garlic flavours. For some reason you can't get them in Canada either. God bless America and the fact I only live 40 mins from it's undefended borders!
Drew, I used to work for a courier company and my job was refueling the trucks at night. They didn't have a trigger lock on the pump. Here's a tip: use the gas cap.
@The Gigolo JDR: +1, wait we still do that here right?
Wednesday: "It was the best of times."
"This just in, I'm getting a blowjob!"
Loved JH's story except the part where he claims Jethro is gay based on the fact he's working at an all-male dorm. Umm... weren't YOU working there to JH? Unless you are gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
@Kid Canada: I majored in Ritual.