Oh and one other thing, my advice for the guy buying the engagement ring, aside from "don't"... www.bluenile.com Once you know what you want it's the simplest easiest place to find one.

My sister sold me her car when she moved out of the country one time and my brother in law and myself went camping right before they left. She told him to "clean out the trunk", and did he ever. Anything and everything in that trunk went into the fire. Grandma's old lawn chair, check. 5 pairs of sisters shoes,…

I haven't pulled over driving in the rain yet but it's definetly white knuckle material. When it's raining AND it's dark out forget it. Fuck you laser eye surgery you just made that shit 10 times worse!

George Bush cares more about black people than NBC does about sports fans.

I would throw someone down and lay on top of them, especially a fat person. I'm that selfish. You only get one life, you know.,/i

Rick Reilly thinks the New Orleans Metropolitan is the finest urban transit network in all of Europe.

if you had any doubt as to whether or not that's the whitest show on television, now you know.

Just when I start getting away from deadspin on a regular basis, boobs pull me back in.

So what you are saying is that he isn't really "now"?

Missing Caption: Behold soccer's hand of God!!!

I particularly like the caption AFTER the picture which starts with "the following picture". It could only be better if it was a discretion advisory:

Was it just me or did it seem that Favre had already won the game on the last drive the way Buck was openly felating him? I'm glad he lost. Looked like a kid out there. Just a gunslinger giving it what he's got. Fuck Brett Favre.

I'm pretty sure if I was a 13 year old boy with access to the internet I wouldn't be on deadspin.

I didn't know Bill Simmons had an illegitimate child.

I was with a girl for 16 years and we never went all the way. We had some good times. Went as far as third base. Then finally she relented and let me fuck her and it was awesome. Everything I dreamed it could be but then things took a really bad turn.

Marinade sounds great. One question. Mustard mustard or dry mustard?

Now, I work for NBC, so I need to phrase this as delicately as possible. Dear NBC, FUCKING CHOKE.

I went to the gym the other day to work out.

@TommTer: ... unless it's getting blown through the commercials.

@My Wieters Is Hard: Washington Capitals games? Seriously, when DID you lose control? For shame.