RE: DVR and the wife, give it time, she'll get it. Trust me.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH:

They provide hope for fans of the Browns, the Pirates, the Grizzlies, the sad-sack franchises who think their day will never come

"Long story short, I ROOFIED HER GOOD!"

I'm pretty sure Sex And The City fits into numbero quatro.

@Hustler of Culture: For a guy currently working on his accounting designation I must say I'd rather take out the trash.

@Hustler of Culture: What the fuck do you even need stamps for? The last thing I mailed was wedding invitations so since we've been married that would be zero things. You've heard of online bill payments?

Garbage and recycling are my domain. I do them every week, I sort, I bag, I take it all to the garage. It gets done and never a compliment but also never a complaint so I'm cool. HOWEVER when the wifey is home alone and has to take something outside to the blue bin does she sort it at all? FUCK NO. She will take a box…

I am in Canada and have to work today. I have nothing to be thankful for... okay maybe the Last Pickle In The Jar story. Coming from AJ that is no surprise.

I don't know how Danny boy found the time to write such a strongly worded letter in between cashing all his royalty cheques.

@Armen Tamzarian: +1

For an English major you would think he understands "P.S." means postscript and doesn't belong in the middle of his damned letter?

You don't need Sports Fella's acknowledgement Danny, you still have your successful acting career to fall back on.

"I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."

@SavetoFavorites: +1

@Pete Gaines: or at the very least put a lock on the basement door.

Drew is like the new Dear Abby.

@Anti-Barbaro Society: +1, sweet merciful crap I haven't laughed that loud at a comment on here in a while. GET THIS MAN A STAR!

@Gourmet Spud: +1, Mrs. Speedwagon might not have said yes if I asked this one.

Have you seen Return Of The Jedi?