So do they still have to use that new cover sheet with the TPS reports?

Next time, I'm adopting an 18-year-old.

Now I've got two back surgeries to my name, and I look like an asshole when I walk.

@Bunkie Perkins: +1 #clemsonwomensrowingteam

@KennyPowersIsMyDad: Here in Canada we prefer "Moose Knuckle" #clemsonwomensrowingteam

@Weed Against Speed: +1 #clemsonwomensrowingteam

I stopped reading at "no cold cuts". I'm currently searching the yellow pages for a good divorce attorney. #openmailbagtuesday

Needs more 90210. #billsimmons

I hope his money is as good as Magic's. Wait, what? Oh sorry I meant Doctors. #kareemabduljabbar

From KOGOD comes the NSFW (but kinda worth the risk)

Darcy Tuker got Darcy Tuckered?

Wyshynski just got hard. #newjerseydevils

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I'm not sure why that happened twice. #coloradoavalanche

I love Weekend Daddy because he loves hockey. Also because he lets me eat a can of frosting for lunch. #coloradoavalanche

I love Weekend Daddy because he loves hockey. Also because he lets me eat a can of frosting for lunch. #coloradoavalanche

If J.P. Riccardi has taught us anything it's that it's not a lie if ESPN knows the truth. Wait, what? #seansalisbury

@Stev D: Can anyone beat 4? I cannot for the life of me do better than a 2 on the second hole! #espn