Who is this star they speak of and why are they ashamed of Steve Phillips having an affair?

I loved her in Malcolm In The Middle.

@Weed Against Speed: +1 #katielacey

Erik Kuselias on the bike rack with Stephania Bell? #erikkuselias

@elwaysbitch: ... goat fucker? #umpires

Steve Phillips believes in his cock that Brooke Hundley is not crazy. #umpires

@Girls Love the Duck: Steve cannot confirm this since the lights were always off. #stevephillips

My lasting memory of that game — more than anything that happened while I was on the mound — is of Keith Foulke. Every memory I have of that postseason has Keith in it.

@crazyjoedavola: Well thanks Mr. Blowthecomedypyramidforme. #newyorkmets

They're probably going to have to return the money.

@William Sapphire and Tonic: +1, wow 2 in one thread. #stevephillips

@Steve U: +1 #stevephillips

My eyes!!! The visor does nothing! #watercoolerfodder

Don't think you can get away with leaving out Smarties

@Matt Sussman: That isn't the only thing Teddy Ballgame has protruding.

Shoulda been you, John McCain. #barackobama

I'm scared and confused by change. Also it's cold and there are wolves after me. #comments

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: +1

Internal... Cock.

@titansfan78: Seriously? All this time I thought my "I know there is a joke about X but I just can't find it" jokes were killing.