I know Erin reads deadspin and I'm not like the rest of you simpletons who will go for the easy EA joke here. You all sicken me and we should be above that.

Williams himself was busted two weeks ago

@RichardDJoke: +1

Looks like someone was paying attention in their Alexei Yashin: How To Be A Model Captain workshop.

@dfpatterson: I assume it has heavy duty suspension.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: One look at that car you would think he wouldn't be allowed to have a credit card.

I always assumed the Ford Interceptor was named after Favre.

@Weed Against Speed: +1... right outta the park with that one.

@I Like Cheap Beer: I'm not there to judge... her morals that is.

I would argue that any girl you have to get drunk to take advantage of is just not worth the effort. Nothing beats the girl at the party willing to flash her double D's without even a drop of alcohol.

I am still not a cycling fan.

@Drew Magary: That explain why your kid has that flat spot on their head.

@You CAN Lose Them All: You're new here aren't you? Let me show you around...

Fuck fitted sheets, cock.

@ClickClickThud: +1

This would be the most exciting two-parter of my day if it wasn't for that burrito last night and the double flusher I unleashed at lunch.

@This is my Star: +1

@Barry Lutz: I'm not quite sure I understand how this works.

@UpstateUnderdog: On the bright side when it comes time for post series celebrations the furniture will already be covered in plastic.

like anyone will remember anyone's predictions anyway.