@Kid Canada: YES... yes... FUCK YOU TOO!

Now sit back, relax, and listen as I curl into the fetal position.

A-fucking-men. Also what about the handful of MSM people who've thrown Big Papi under the magnifying glass with his awfully slow start to the year? I love double standards. The only thing better than journalism standards... is double standards.

Not nearly as bad as that time the San Diego chargers mistook Ryan Leaf for a starting quarterback.

This would never happen at a Nationals game. That would require a second fan to be in attendance.

No AJ it's not possible... white men can't jump.

Full press release on the lawsuit below:

I think I've seen this before. Is this where we have to align the pages in 3 dimensions and they'll give us the directions to end Jodi Foster's career?

"Troy, ever heard of Moneyball?"

He could always just mail it in... works for the Raptors.

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Hmmm not really sure how to make a dick joke out of this one so I'll just say I hope the shooter ends up in one of them federal bang-you-in-the-ass kind of prisons.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: misuse of html tag? check

Wow this is like the best news I've gotten tonight. Of course my softball team got smoked 36-7 so really it could only be uphill.

Doesn't everything make more sense after 10 beers?

It's European!

Mike Garrett also prefers Bud Light for it's drinkability.

Dashiell is thrusting in the direction of the disturbance.

Joe Morgan believes that "hearsay" and "conjecture" are kinds of evidence.

Is that person going to pick his ball up or is it just me?