@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: +1 despite the html fail.

I was wearing shorts, because, shit, I'm playing beer league softball.

I was on 1st base after a single.

Sadly Iracane couldn't make it his mother wouldn't sign the permission slip.

@Sucko-T: +1 gunman on the grassy knoll.

@Searching for Derek Fisher: +1

Injured, Indicted Wide Receiver Would Like More Money

Brady Quinn just requested a trade to the Seattle Mariners.

@Gourmet Spud: +1

I believe his lawyers were going to go for the "I'm just going to start drinking and then I'm going to drive home. Now if you get in the way of my car while I'm driving, that your fault" defence.

Wait, so if Lisa stays home... then I stay home? But then Lisa goes to school. So I go to school?

I hear Jimmy likes Elaine.

This post is totally not what I expected when I saw the words "Cougar Baseball".

Well that just made me cross Wrigley field off my list of stadiums to visit. I'm glad I went to Yankees Stadium last season before you guys could ruin it for me... and you know before they closed it.

Man I wish I had my own basement.

@Fatty_B: +1

His girlfriend, Amy, had something stupid to do, like "school"

@crazyjoedavola: I hear the inmates are looking forward to having campouts with him, he can bring the buns.

@Fatty_B: I'll have mine with a side of thighs please.

Dana Jacobson approves... and so do I!