Seriously that's as unfair as that time I thought the girl I was talking to online was 13 and the next thing you know Chris Hansen pops out from around the corner.

Does Mike Winters Look Like He's Kidding?

No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

@VidaBlueBalls: TGIFailure would make a great commenter name.

Of the 302 jobs inside I wonder if any of them are for Sports Editor?

@The 715: I would also have accepted "first".

That's funny because I don't remember Hitler taking away anyone's stars.

What an amateur. If you really want to get Rios' attention you need to hide out in his bushes wearing a diaper and ski mask with a duffel bag, mace and KY Jelly.

And sometimes he would race against a chicken, for some reason.

there are dozens more its editors are too lazy to steal.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon: What the fuck is going on?

That is the first 49er experience I could see myself enjoying in about the last 10 years.

A gound out into a double play really looks spectacular in flash animation.

"There have been some situations that something has happened to my eyes, my vision.

NFL rules would have penalized the state had it included their guys

I'm still coming to grips with the fact Sussman live blogged a hockey game.

I didn't get any bread with my soup?

I'm just always worried. Making sure we're prepared for everything. You don't get any time to enjoy it or get any satisfaction out of it.

As an accountant all I can say is that Bryan Fuller's guidance counsellor is doing a horrible job.