If Irving really wants to get put on the map they should get a monorail.

@Gourmet Spud: +1

I've been in the NBA since 1984... So to never hurt myself or anybody and never get a DUI, I was lucky and fortunate.

Where did Rick Chandler get that kind of money?

Why is it when I envision the Prime Minister of Canada visiting the White House I get the Harlem Globetrotters theme in my head now?

Wait a second... softball failures is a Wednesday thing, bad spelling, horrible syntax... it's a trap!

Who's The Best?

I know I'm safe... I'm the 13th best commenter out of 25 according to a non-scientific poll by some bloggers I've never met before.

Wow I picked a great day to re-dedicate myself to work. I can only hope my star isn't gone.

I'm confused though, isn't bald, beautiful?

Ahhhh LPGA... bitch to the WNBA butch.

Sure, the LA fans might actually want to see Manny, but that only highlights the point earlier; fans root for the laundry.

I'd love to see her and Allison Stokke take turns with my pole.

@ArkansasFred: Worse still, I'm married!

This hot sister of his sounds a lot like my hot girlfriend from Canada.

I ran into trademark issues when I wanted my commenter name to be R.E.HOE Speedwagon

They realized the solution to the minority retention problem is firing all of them so you don't have to worry about having any to retain.

Ummm free market economy motherfuckers? Supply and demand? I'm sorry that your useless punch clock existence has not provided you enough money to afford tickets to watch the Jets lose but I see no problem with an owner of a product and or service charging or distributing said product any way they choose.

the Canadian Football League, which is highly suspicious because everyone knows that no such league exists.

Poor Evan is about to pass out in because he's wearing a black t-shirt and jeans