What would Keanu do?

I'd just like to point out that because of your day off yesterday I had to actually do some work. You owe me.

We're winding down...so prepare for more crap like this at the end of the day.

I'd be more shocked if they found 100% beef in the hotdogs.

the aforementioned boob view.

Josh is Supermike?

That car is truly bringing the Zing.

@Deadliest Crotch: +1 for the name my friend.

In order to avoid Game 7 letdowns like this, the Toronto Maple Leafs spare their fans the agony of playoffs.

Tim is what the softball community will call a "gamer", a softball junkie. He lied to the park district about his age so he could play when he was 16 and has been playing year-round for 20 years since(Dekalb has an indoor softball park). He can wear a different pair of softball pants for every game of the season. Tim…

I sure hope you brought punch and or pie.

The back of that sign says "Leave Britney Alone".

Wake Up Lisanti!

Are we sure this isn't just a Versus promotion for the NHL playoffs and Damon was just showing them his "V"?

By "things out of his control" he means he hasn't found a starting wide receiver yet who he can catch, hog-tie, and then hide in his basement.

Why on earth would you have to defile the original image with the photoshop? I tell ya some people just will never be happy.

If she wins...she will show up to the event to claim her prize

10 bucks says Manny will still show up for work tonight.

Part of me can actually believe the doctor prescribed something and he didn't know it was banned if this whole "Manny being Manny" personoa is true. He doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would probably check with anyone before ingesting anything just to be sure its not banned. He'd probably take anyone's word at…

Canadian accent? I don't know what your talking aboot.