All I know is that last night John Labbatt put the "pee" in "Dany Heatley Speedwagon".

Does anyone know... did the Phillies play last night?

and yours truly, who is a deadspin commenter(what's up)

now we will never know if Roberto Alomar likes to have unprotected sex with lady arm wrestlers.

@Mr. Praline: Mississauga didn't lose anything. Melnyk bought the dogs and then sold them so he could move the Majors into the new arena in Mississauga rather than build a new rink for the Majors in Toronto because it's not worth dumping money into a new facility in a city like Toronto where no one cares about hockey…

Bobby Hull is spinning in his grave.

@Rayne Wooney: If he dies, he dies.

Do you remember Tamir Goodman, the greatest Orthodox Jewish basketball player ever to come out of the greater Baltimore area?

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Roy Halladay knods in agreement.

The team that broke that streak... The Toronto Blue Jays.

Things really got out of hand on the next hole when he beat the shit out of Happy Gilmore.

Their will be an asterisk next to that figure however because he's suspected of using viagara.

@Gourmet Spud: +1

John Henry using email, always on the leading edge. Steinbrenner sent her a letter too but he used the pony express.

@ArkansasFred: I'm sorry... who? There is only one combudsman who can dethone me and I call him Iracane!

At least 10 comments in and not one Brady Quinn joke? Are we getting older or slower?

I'm not exactly sure if I'm doing this right or if this is the appropriate situation but I'm pretty sure it is warranted...

New Jersey fans would like the years of their lives back they've spent watching gawdawful trap hockey.

He has spent the last two years re-habbing and getting back into pitching shape

Am I going to hell for thinking that video would be exponentially more awesome with sound?