If he hadn't crashed when he did, he certainly would have when he got to the end of the loop. The ramp flattens out suddenly at that point, which could only lead to certain disaster. Or destructive hilarity. One or the other.

Stop making me giggle in the office.

Isn't that what makes Jalopnik, Jalopnik?

I usually don't do this, but my other nominee is the Karmann Ghia. R&T got a '62 to 60 in 30 seconds flat.

Crosley Hot Shot. The only thing hot about it was its engine, which overheated regularly.

Remember the climactic race scene in "Grease"? The guy that John Travolta was racing had a set of hubcaps that ripped a nice, big gash up the side of Travolta's car. I think those would work better than a set of Enkeis.

Mitt Romney: "I was for the bailout before I was against it."

Shouldn't this now be called a Rectangleback?

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I don't know if this is Russian, but it sounds vaguely Eastern European...

Websites usually can't Google an image to use in a story, since they have to have permission to use them. That's why they pay for stock photography services, like the ones that coughed up the parade of featured cheesecake.

Mexican cliff diving

In da House of Windsor, yo yo yo.

Here you go: A genuine princess really working on a vehicle. Okay, it was probably staged for morale purposes, but Elizabeth actually did work as a mechanic during WWII.

And the photoshop of Sarah Palin with her rifle, poolside.

Actually, LG has offered an internet-capable fridge for a few years now. I still don't see the point.

I've actually seen quite a few of them driven by people in the Medicare age group.

I take it you've given up on waiting for the mid-engined, Wankel-powered Corvette?

Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Please and thank you.

That sounds like a perfectly cromulent explanation.