Although I'd prefer something more like a shooting brake...

Castilian!

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Yes, but I'm trying to not kill a good meme by overuse before its time.

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The Wonder Bread outlet store. Many kinds, not just Wonder White.

Mustard, thank you.

Did you know you can get a Mustang V6 for only $22,200?

Oh. In that case, what about an F150 XL for $23,300? You can carry a lot more mulch in one of those than in a Dart, and it's RWD.

...A Jeep Wrangler with 4WD and a convertible top.

I think you mean the Focus, not the Escape.

Assclownery on what appears to be a residential street? Sorry, but whatever damage befalls your ute doesn't peg my sympathy meter.

I'd take most of those over a Mustang, regardless of price or horsepower.

But it's a Mustang V6!!!!

How much does a Mustang V6 cost over there?

Unfortunately, 2-doors don't sell in the volumes that 4-doors do, especially in the compact class. The first generation Neon came as a 2-door, the second didn't.

Yes, sir. You have a really cool daughter.

Rall-Yee?

Good news! It's also got a trip computer and leather-wrapped steering wheel!