Believe it or not, not everybody wants a 2-door sport coupe.

Look close. They're creeping back.

How much to replace the driver's seat?

May I suggest tinyurl.com?

The "next generation would retain the shark-nosed grille..."

Slant Six Valiant. Nobody will steal it, and it just might run forever.

That totally looks like a 2002. I smell lawsuit.

BMW can't even lay claim to second place.

Too bad. The title alone is awesome.

This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed!

It's almost as bad a sticking a Taurus grill on an XKR.

Well, if Mike Myers ever makes "Austin Powers Vs The Monkees" it'd be perfect.

It's a pretty sad weekend when this, an Audi, and a Goggomobil are the only cars featured on Jalopnik that are still intact and running.

Yes and no. It was there, but it was Extinct Car Day. I had gone to another show in Canton before it, and ended up being late, so I missed a lot of the show.

Mercy buckets, mon sewer.

Oh yeah, they're tiny. Here's one I saw last year with people next to it for comparison's sake.

My body wakes up at 3 every day, whether I want to or not. Believe me, I don't enjoy it.

You people are slacking here.

But joining the Mile High Club has a more exclusive ring to it than joining the I-95 Club.

O RLY?