And old SNL bit, maybe.

Get some Armor All and one of these, and it'll be good as new.

Really. Everybody knows that Gorilla tape is stronger.

As a young'un, I used to collect toy cars (preferably in 1:64 scale), read every car magazine and book I could get my hands on, would notice every little difference in detail between model years, had a thing for El Caminos, hot rods, tiny Eurocars and fire-breathing supercars, anxiously awaited the new model year more…

A recent paint job on a car too new to have needed one.

In my day, we only had tuna fish with one diamond, AND WE LIKED IT!

I wasn't accusing you of trolling. I'm just pointing out how it is for us old farts.

When the Sonata was first introduced, Hyundai made it a point to let us know everything else they did within their conglomerate. Mitsubishi, on the other hand, never made the connection between their cars, televisions, and tuna fish.

From the piece at the Huffington Post:

You "missed out on the awkward years for the Japanese brands"?

I'm a born misanthrope.

I thought frogs were amphibian.

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3rd Gear: You really expect today's breed of child-spewers (I refuse to call them "parents") to learn how to keep their own children safe? The rest of the adult world is supposed to comply for them. You can't smoke anywhere outdoors, anything even remotely "adult" in nature has to be scrubbed from the internet, and…

I'm sure Hardigree is dialing as I type this.

The Monza S was a special case. The only reason it was even offered was to use up leftover Vega bodies from '77. Only @2,000 were built before it was discontinued. I didn't even know it existed until a couple of years ago, and I'm usually well-versed in all things Malaise.

River water sure is cold this time of year.

Oh, how silly!

Too bad there weren't any Versas.

Ahem.