Cool. When will Ford be presented the coveted "Golden Calipers" trophy?

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As long as it's just your car that's "mini."

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You know, I like station wagons, middle-of-the-road American iron, and goofy era-specific styling touches, but that is one ugly Cutlass.

2nd Gear: Yeah!

200,000 miles = automatic Crack Pipe.

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Cold Commie escargot.

Really, now. If it was in the trunk, that would thrown off the car's balance and affected its crisp German handling.

They were in the back seat, actually. More pics (and the story) here: [www.snopes.com]

Amateur

Had to be awful if people were looking forward to French leftovers.

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Oh, dear God. The velour!

Like Celine Dion's screeching heart, the cycle of dumbing down for the masses will go on.

Is that a snake she's holding in her right hand?

I live in the snow belt. Couldn't tell you the last time I saw an RX-anything aside from the 8 and occasional 7.

"You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady."

Everything's better in wagon form.