Well, I guess we now know whose car this is.

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Nobody mentioned this?

The Mopar family concurs.

That shade of brown looks like an accidentally I once had in my pants.

My personal favorite.

Sometimes, there's a distinct lack of horse sense around here.

"I'm sorry for crashing into your apartment complex."

I came for the muscles, but got a pony show instead.

"This car spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot..."

That I don't know. I'll assume that the hood's regular hinges and latch(es) are separate from the pop-up function, so it should behave like an ordinary hood in a high-impact crash.

The deluxe version (if you could call it that) of the Gladiator had a chrome bumper.

"Jeep pickups disappeared from Detroit's lineup after 1988"

A couple of articles...

He's right, it's Europe's doing. That's why cars that had their major engineering done in Europe (like GM's Epsilons and the new Fusion) have such high, stubby noses, while cars that aren't sold there (like the current Fusion) do not. Those cars that can't be styled like that get exploding hoods.

The disappearance of homicidal ornamentation was also a boon to pedestrian safety.

The window switch, maybe?

...and the FC.

Found 2 more candidates. The Jeepster...

And it helped bring us rock & roll.