I really like the Delorean-meets X6-meets CX9-meets Honda Civic-meets Maserati GranTurismo styling. Very original.

You poked my love of fuselage Chargers and Road Runners.

You can't direct upload. You have to upload to Photobucket, Tinypic, Imageshack, etc, then link it.

I see no problem, aside from topless Santa.

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No sir. I'm from Massachusetts. Once in a while, the toy car manufacturers will cough up something interesting and "exotic" (to us, anyway.) Matchbox does a lot of current Europe-only models, for instance. Hot Wheels also came out with a VW SP@ a while back. I actualy had to look that one up, because I'd never heard…

A dear old woman I used to know (rest her soul) once told me a story about being wedged in at a restaurant. While she was eating with her friends, some assclown in a recent-vintage Cadillac parked too close to her '67 Newport. Literally left her 6 inches of space. When she came out, she was rightfully pissed. A…

I bet you hate people who wear white after Labor Day too, right?

That's why Hot Wheels is my least favorite brand. They do that to too many of their models.

I don't care how well you know the course, I don't care how hot the girl is. KEEP YOUR FUCKING EYES ON THE ROAD!

Plymouth had a Gran Coupe trim package on the '70 Barracuda. I'd rather have one of those instead of this 5 in disguise.

I've got that Studebaker pickup, in red.

I'll play. This is what's sitting on my desk at home right now, part of a larger (almost embarrassingly so) collection.

Bribe Nibbles

You forgot the "Galant" you big dummy.

Actually, I've found the worst drivers to be young, white women in Civics.

You forgot XC70.

Michael Moore forgets to turn his lights off when he parks his car?

Samantha Baker takes issue with you.

Never a water pump, but just try finding an alternator that's able to be rebuilt properly. I went through three before I got a fully-functioning one. "Dude, happens all the time with these things..."