Is there a "Swinger" badge available amongst all the other accessories?

I hope you made a cover for it, or you're gonna have a 12 x 8 litter box.

Looks more like a toned-down Elantra than a tarted-up Civic.

Fun in a Caprice, not so much in a Country Squire with its sideways, motion sickness-inducing seats.

Pretty sure that's the new Pathfinder.

The 77-79 and 80-89 versions were the same size, although the latter did look somewhat trimmer. Taking a cue from Ford, the '80 wagon only got the new front clip while keeping everything else from the older model.

Or roll it through the display. I saw some teenagers attempt that once.

And a wagon. Both were cancelled after '81, leaving only the 4-door.

Sometimes, you just have to learn how to be a Diplomat.

As enticing as those puffy pumpkin-pigmented pews are, the maintenance, repairs, parts, and my mechanic's sons' college fund make me vote CP.

Those were sold here as the Plymouth Arrow for a couple of years. I had a strange attraction to them back in the day.

Aerodynamic? Yes. Pedestrian safety standard friendly? No.

But it's gotta be British.

Why? Because a vagina isn't nearly as aerodynamic.

Freud would love one of those, too.

Digital video isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you can get a clear still shot out of it if need be, but while in motion, it looks all choppy and craptastic. I was once watching a tennis match filmed that way. The ball looked like a dotted line as it flew back and forth.

How fast a lap do you think something like this could manage??

The only words that come to mind at the moment are "ha" and "ha."

Not to mention the glare...

And 12k gold-plated.