Walter P's 137th birthday is coming up in April. An interactive doodle on that day would be nice.

Was that filmed at 15 frames per second? Awesome. It reminded me of a flip book as it passed the cameras.

A 340HP Kia Optima?

What? No chrome-plated plastic fender vents?

'66 Toyota Corona, the first car that nation coughed up that made the US (and the rest of the world) realize, "Uh oh. They're serious."

I only deal in Truth Or Consequences, and occasionally The Match Game.

Because it doesn't have a Lada amenities.

They're selling boatloads of Altimas to rental car companies, and Versas to Kia's old customer base.

As an avowed wingbat moonnut Republicrat, I never watch films, read books, or test products before stating my rock-solid opinions about them.

You think it'll be as interesting as wheat toast? I predict white Wonder Bread, with the crusts cut off.

As an avowed wingbat moonnut Republicrat, I must say this: The Bridges Of Madison County would have been an awesome movie if it had a few car chases in it.

John Waters liked to refer to them as "Baltimorons"

Twice as smart?

Yes, and that's one of her more flattering pictures from recent years.

It's an old tune.

I'd rather they just send the French originals over.

That made me flinch.

I thought Frawley men were partial to high beltlines.

I see the huge, awkward rear bumper will be returning. Any chance they'll finally ditch the blobbish Altezza-style taillights?

"When the third brake light was first introduced, studies found it reduced accidents by nearly 50%; after a few years, as the novelty ran off, that number is about 5%."