And it parks just like a BMW.

Do wives do anything but scream?

I don't, either.

Ninjabird

Wild turkeys can fly. I had one fly over my car when I was stuck in trffic once. It's the ones that Butterball, et al, breed for eating that can't fly.

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I've flipped the bird at a few truckers in my life, but that takes it to a new level.

"Go Bus: Leave The Road Rage To Us!"

Nibbles has a severe case of sciurophobia.

You young people crack me up.

Renault 4

6th Gear: Can somebody explain to me why a legitimate, full-feature website like Jalopnik (not that they’re the only ones who do this…) would want to direct readers to another website in order to participate in a poll that could have been handled in-house, and answered by those people who haven’t succumbed to the…

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How dare they tease us like this. I'm so gonna unfriend Chrysler. I may even block them from my Twitter.

Seize the day spa?

Is there a Clio Award for special effects?

Chevy, Chevy bo Bevy, Bonana fanna fo Fevy / Fee fy mo Mevy, Chevy!

Audrey Landers. Oh my, oh yes.

Don't forget "Opel By Isuzu"

Century, Lemans, Grand Am, and Monte Carlo too, assuming it's the 73-77 generation you're talking about. There was never a Cadillac A body, however.