Because it made me realize, even as a pre-teen, that Corporate America was playing us for fools.

Mr Linder must love Matthew as a client. He even had a picture of Mrs Broderick emblazoned on a chair by the window.

Plastic-wrapped, white American cheese.

When done correctly, a vinyl top could actually enhance the styling of a car. When carmakers started using them as faux-luxury styling crutches with thick padding and opera windows is when they started to lose their appeal. I've always been partial to the "canopy" style roof, myself.

Show her this, ask what she thinks.

Long gone are the days when any manufacturer would even try to market a small sedan as a family car. Two school-aged children and a dog? You need a 7-seat crossover!

$3,000,000.

Okay, this one I like. Kill me now.

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A Miata with a bunch of fake Mustang parts attached. While looking for the company responsible just now, I stumbled across this.

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I've seen worse...

Pinhead Old Nebraskan Thinks It's A Citroen

I troll YouTube for videos of drivers doing ice ballet, then I move my car a little further into the driveway.

Please

So many potential Paris Hilton jokes in there...

I know. It was a dumb joke referring to yesterday's Morning Shift.

And my friends can't figure out why I'm drawn to the oddball, unloved marques like Studebaker, Desoto and English Fords. You can't build those things new from the ground up by ordering out of a catalog.

If you think that's bad, you should have experienced how slow their internet connections were.

Wait a minute. I just read the listing: