Putting games on TV doesn’t give them the right to go into the locker room. Believe it or not, people like watching the actual sport. If there were no locker room quotes for a week, no one would care outside of the people who normally get those quotes.

I grew up in Ireland, and was a big American Football fan. But when I would watch highlights, I would see Brett Favre, Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith, whoever, doing their thing and that was great. But the first time I watched the Super Bowl live - I think it was the Bucs v Raiders one - my brother and I couldn’t get…

What’s the story with Gummy Vitamins? Are they also just candy?

I’m fairly sure Transatlantic shipping is more expensive than the actual cereal.

“Grew up in the suburbs” - or, where they actually grew up - Belfast, during the Troubles. But whatever makes your point.

I don’t get the Saban daughter rumours. If you Google image her, it will bring up images of Sara Underwood, former Playmate of the Year. They look nothing alike other than the fact that they’re white and blonde. Which is like Google Imaging “Mark Davis”, seeing a picture of Dolph Lundgren, and going “Yep. This checks…

From a previous Deadspin article:
“ I’ve said far too many nice things already about Watt, who is quickly growing into the most annoying player in football. We’re close, people. We’re THIS close to Watt throwing down a #BlueLivesMatter hashtag. J.J. Watt is the living wet dream of every commenter at ProFootballTalk.…

That’s what I thought too. But on a trip to Seattle last month, my girlfriend and I bought edibles from one of those nice dispensaries. We each took one, and nothing happened, for about three hours. Then we both simultaneously started freaking out. I was screaming like a maniac and so was she. It lasted for about 10…

Rita Ora has had three No. 1 singles. I still don’t know what Blac Chyna does apart from fuck famous people.

Wait. WAIT! WAIT!!! Has no one noticed that the song he is sampling is the Robert Miles track, CHILDREN! It’s a song about banging Kylie Jenner, set to the tune of Children.
Surely he had to have known?!

You’re right. An Awards show with a time schedule and paid advertisers should have stopped to hear Nicki elaborate on “what’s good, bitch?!”, and heard what other well thought out critiques she had.
Jesus fucking Christ.

No one who plays in the Premier League, or grew up in the UK watching it would ever call it either. It’s the Premier League or the Premiership. Premier with three sylables, Prem-i-er League. Not Prem-eer League.

I think baseball players have the highest rate. The other major sports are below national average, I think. But sports stars are famous, so....

In Korea and Japan, they always ask to touch arm hair on men because it’s unusual there. I don’t think anyone would think that’s racist.

Lawrence Taylor
Jerry Seinfeld
Tyga
Sergey Federov
Paul Walker

Just some other celebrities who had sex with underage people that the public feels pretty meh about.

I get that Dream Hampton probably legally changed her name to not have uppercase letters, but Jesus, it makes it hard to read. Proper nouns, people!

Sampdoria are the Blucerchiati. Parma are the Gialloblu.

American makes fun of someone because of their appearance. What a shocker!

As far as fraternity/sorority behaviour goes, this isn’t bad at all.

Why is everyone taking it as a given that Bernie won’t be elected? Is he that much more behind Hillary now, than Obama was in mid-2007?
Jesus, in mid-2007, Rudy Giuliani was the Republican favourite.