As far as fraternity/sorority behaviour goes, this isn’t bad at all.

Why is everyone taking it as a given that Bernie won’t be elected? Is he that much more behind Hillary now, than Obama was in mid-2007?
Jesus, in mid-2007, Rudy Giuliani was the Republican favourite.

I don’t know. I remember being the same age as James Bulger’s murderers when that happened in 1993 and hearing adults talk about how kids don’t understand what they’re doing. Bullshit. They 100% understood. They’re just terrible people. But I feel like there should be a cap on their sentences - like 20 years or…

The Japanese killed more Chinese during World War 2 than the Nazis did Jews. People still wear the old Japanese Empire Flag t-shirts and headbands. Ask any American teenager who isn’t of Asian descent if they think wearing one of those t-shirts is wrong. I bet they wouldn’t have a clue.

Jesus. Well you are one of the few that seems to actually follow through. In my experience, most people who have said things like that either 1 - keep watching anyway, or 2 - didn’t care much about football anyway.

How much money did you honestly spend on the NFL?

I’m a 5’11, 180 lbs man, and A/C that’s too cold is the worst. It’s summer, and the A/C is cranked up so high I have goose pimples on my arms. That’s too cold!
And the extreme jump in temperature from 85/90 Fahrenheit outside to 55/60 inside literally makes me sick. My body can’t handle the huge contrasts.

I have lived in East Harlem, both Sunnyside and Jackson Heights in Queens, and on the Bushwick/BedStuy border in Brooklyn. If you needed to take a cab from any of those places pre-Uber, good fucking luck. It was a joke. And if you were in the city, and asked a cab to take you to those places, half of them would drive…

I was at physical therapy this morning, and there was another guy there, maybe 20/21 wearing a Lululemon shirt. He playing on his phone the entire time, and didn’t listen to a word the therapists or their assistants said. And for some reason I kind of expected that from him the second I saw the logo.

It’s 220 square miles. There are a bunch of towns.

No. The saying is could NOT care less. Could care less means you actually care about it, meaning the exact opposite of what I think you're trying to say.

“No one will ever care about your boner”.

I feel so queasy now. Fighting the urge not to faint/vomit at my desk.

I don’t think that’s right. Why does American Samoa have a woman on its team that plays in the World Cup Qualifiers?

Men’s international teams don’t pay their players. So this isn’t really an apt comparison. They get bonuses if they win certain competitions, but you play for your country because it’s an honour. Not because you get paid. You get paid by your club, which is a completely different entity.

Carmelo played through a torn labrum in his shoulder.

So far, the suggestions in the comments have been:
“bring the first layer of your skiing long underwear”
“cashmere everything”
“scottevest raincoat/jacket that has a ton of pockets for phones, iPads, etc”

Did I just stumble into the obliviously wealthy part of Gawker Media?

We get it. Your work pays for your flights. Upgrading isn’t a big deal to you.

As a rule, if something you’re doing is directly causing pain to someone else, don’t do it.

When I lived in Ireland, a radio DJ did a survey where he asked girls who weren’t engaged or married to wear a wedding/engagement ring when they went out one weekend, and email in if their experience was the same as usual, or if they got hit on more or less than usual. It was almost 100% more.