Prior to either the Olympics or Women's World Cup about a decade ago, the US Women's National Team, at the time, the best women's soccer team in the world, lost 4-0 to the Nomad Soccer Academy U-17 boys team (Soccer Academy based in California). Best team in the world. Lost to 17 year olds. From California - not…

Literally not one mention anywhere that this is actually French Montana's song?

I'm sure he has an ego, but how stupid do you actually have to be to really think that Denise Milani would use Mate1?

My roommate offered a seat to what he thought was a pregnant woman. Before she could sit down, someone else snagged it. He said "excuse me, but I got up to give my seat to this woman because she's pregnant. You're not." To which the pregnant woman said "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude son of a bitch!". Safe to…

Seth McI'mStupid. Good one.

Wasn't it established on here that if you say "I'm nice", you're a creep/potential rapist?

Why is this news? Because Pistorius is a famous athlete. This isn't known as the Reeva Steenkamp murder for the same reason it wasn't the "Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson murder case" or the "Katelyn Faber rape investigation".

So what? That's what it's known as now. The Moonwalk should be called the back slide. Americans shouldn't drop u's or add z's where there should be s's. If I were to pull everyone up on every misnamed, misspelled or misused thing, I'd drive myself nuts.

In the same light, no one is required to leave a tip. They're required to pay their bill.

Same with the word wanker. I've heard that on the radio over here a bunch of times. You could not get away with that at home.

Can we all make a concerted effort to only refer to him as Muscle Hamster from now on?

I'll spend on a few of those pairs for date night or what have you. I'll maybe have like 5 "designer" pairs of underwear. And the rest are good old Hanes or Walmart or whatever.

The thing is, his life probably isn't miserable. You're always told when you're younger that things like that will come back to bite them, but most of the time, they don't. It sucks.

Music From The O.C.: Mix 2! High Five! Anyone? No? Ok then.

Says the person on Deadspin.

It was a joke. If she felt that awful about it, she never would have agreed to/suggested that bit. She was poking fun at herself, not ACTUALLY claiming that it wasn't her.

Anyone can be a bit naive and get catfished. I don't think anyone would blame Te'o for wanting to talk to, or meet, an attractive girl through the internet.

No, he never said that. He said she was in hospital in California, and he flew to Hawaii to visit his family.

Because it's spam. That's not his new Twitter account. He deleted his account, and someone created a new account with his old username. Same thing happened the other day with the LennayKay account.

And return flights from Chicago to LAX are about $300. I know he's in college, but he did say she was the "love of his life". If the "love of your life" has cancer and is dying, would you not pony up $300 bucks to see her in person?