INTERESTING THEORY

Because air has mass. The more air that is in a football, the more mass it has.

Holy shit, are you serious?

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is one of the few open Republican athletes. I'm not saying it's related, but it does make it funnier.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a Penn State fan.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

It seems appropriate that those numbers are crooked.

Sorry fellas, but all the disinfectant in the world won't remove the stench of being a part of Penn State.

Wrong. It would be a goal kick. How would you award a corner kick to the same team who threw it out?

Another trick free kick that actually worked:

The unequivocal answer to that question is that it makes you the most punchable.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

Slide into your DMs like

The Tallahassee Police Dept has no comment on this statement.

I choose to interpret it as a sign of feminist alliance, miming a castration gesture in solidarity with rape survivors: a gesture that signals the importance of punishing offenders and standing up for victims. Or, they could just be happy as fuck that they beat the shit out FSU's felonious morons, thiefs & rapists.

Cutler feels the same way

Charge!
- White people

Eat a sack of dicks, Matthew.