“We didn’t want them anyway...”

Knocked out their city rivals too. The midlands derbies are always pretty heated. I can see why they're pumped - though I think you're correct that excessive is the most accurate way to describe this.

Totally, I agree, you shouldn't read past the headline before you reply.

If you want to understand why you're wrong, consider the fact that taking 16 points from the last 18 available means Liverpool have the best form in the Premier League: http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday…

Liverpool also have the best form in the Premier League, but don't let that get in the way of your pre-conceived narrative and nitpicking (7 wins in 11): http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday…

The Journal Sentinel's a very underrated paper. They do some great investigative pieces. Their special on mental health last year was very good as well.

He looks like a character from some fucked-up fan fiction where Jon impregnates Garfield.

At the very end, you can hear someone in the background yell "Nice one Jirschele, you jag off." This video has EVERYTHING.

Still has 2 fewer goals than Balotelli...

I never knew Korbel had such a niche in Wisconsin until I went to school in Omaha, Nebraska. My dad was visiting and ordered a Brandy Manhattan, but ended up with a glass of blackberry brandy. He never ordered anything besides beer again.

The Mason is fantastic. No shame in plugging them, they deserve the plug.

You probably didn't actually miss it - you likely never encountered it. For whatever reason, people in Madison ignore Lakefront despite the fact that many of their beers are better than the Madison-based brewers. (Maybe a bit of little brother syndrome?)

In particular, I finally located Lakefront's Oktoberfest at a…

I look forward to this every year. As a 150 pound, 6 foot tall guy in Wisconsin, it's the only time I'm called a fat ass. Thank you for the predictability.

Get it? Soccer players dive - and a man was murdered!

Your analogy game is off the charts. I'm very impressed right now.

Aaaaand that's exactly where any semblance of a coherent thought died.

JimAgain, you tried. But sadly, this one couldn't be saved.

Who said that in this thread? NOBODY. That's an impressive straw man you're building all by yourself.

Something dumb coming from a Texan? Why I never...

If only there were some sort of online film database to help the author and readers of that column.

I love that a comment that completely fucks up the math gets starred and added to the main thread. Kinja! Where math don't mean fuck all!