If only Liverpool had been the bastions of virtue that Chelsea were... and waited until fucking 1982 to field a black player. You're practically a caricature of an idiotic Chelsea supporter at this point.

Steven Cohen is the absolute worst. I had almost forgotten about that scourge on humanity. Thank god he's not in the public eye anymore.

You seem like a very pleasant person.

If only they had been the bastions of virtue that Chelsea were... and waited until fucking 1982 to field a black player. Go get indignant about something else.

The good news is that Fergie won't get another pick, so it's all up to the braintrust behind the Tampa Bay Bucs. If the Glazers go for Greg Schiano again, that would be fine by me.

#CancellRovell

You made me giggle when you said Fergie was dedicated to "attractive, attacking soccer." I've never seen a team that ran in so many straight lines and played so many crosses. He was basically Big Sam with better players and an inexplicable refereeing advantage.

You shouldn't have thought that about TFC. Stoke City had that title wrapped up years ago.

Devin would like you to think it was on purpose:

I've never been in the internet, so I don't get it either. Can everyone please explain?

Woah, don't drag Omaha into this. It's a great city and you clearly don't know shit about its demographics.

In terms of NBA money, $5,000 buys you (at best) the opportunity to get laughed at by LeBron James.

Roll Tide.

For those of us in Wisconsin, we definitely have Korbel in the cabinet. My family is more of a Brandy Manhattan group, but some brandy and 50/50 or Squirt is quite fine.

I cook stroganoff quite often because my girlfriend is vegetarian and it's an easy recipe to separate out. A few extra mushrooms for her, beef cooked on the side for me - simple enough.

I was in St. Louis for one weekend this spring. At the bars near our hotel, there was a shooting and two murders. Great shithole you got there!

And yet there was no indication they even looked at Lewandowski. I know he's got his heart set on Bayern, but surely a season or two collecting a paycheck at a club where you're the manager's exact type of striker isn't a bad thing?

As a guy who only weighs about 160, I always look forward to this write-up. It's the one time each year I get to hear about how fat I am. Thanks for the predictability!

More accurately, they were Hull City Association Football Club (or Hull City AFC for short).

Liverpool is officially referred to as Liverpool Football Club, Manchester United is actually Manchester United Football Club, Arsenal is really Arsenal Football Club, etc.

Fuck yeah.