you seem rad, wanna go skateboarding?

smh, don't even have the most important sandwich of all

You have a strange (and curiously long-winded) way of telling us how much you don't care.

That is an asstonne of effort, spite and attention you just paid to someone and something that you purportedly "don't know about" and "don't care about."

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

So of course commenting on a sports site makes perfect fucking sense!

A golf fan has no grounds to lecture anyone over what should be considered exciting.

Moyes promptly finished in seventh place in the bar fight.

What Billy is trying to say is take it from a Liverpool supporter that the whole idea of seeing yourself in a specific peer group is moot. Liverpool has spent 5 years in the wilderness and the reality of that really only sank in once the current manager and team came into place. Its not an easy realization and…

As a Liverpool fan, I can well understand the hubris that a long run of success breeds and why United fans will expect that last season was just a blip on the radar. With that said, I think that it could well be a multi-year process for United to return to title contention. The core of the team is aging, the recent…

What horseshit. As the last census pointed out, 71% of people who are married are still with their original partner. But everything you've said this far is also horseshit.

For someone so comfortable in their lifestyle choice, you sure seem wound tight about it.

" what dire thing do you think will happen if your partner's genitals touch somebody else's genitals?"

its at least a yellow.

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

WARNING: SOCCER WALL OF TEXT AHEAD; AVERT YOUR EYES NOW.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

Yes. 7 points between the title and 4th is the smallest margin in Premier League history.

The Champions League final is on the 24th. Enjoy.