Yeah, you can explode your house all you want, but why do you have to shove it down my throat all the time?

Hey, I just don't think that this sort of thing should be shown on television. It is just too over the top. I don't want my children exposed to this sort of thing, and it is just not part of my belief system that this sort of thing is appropriate.

Whoosh...

Who is Caitlin Kelly and why do we care?

Weird they didn't mention that in the article oh wait

You had the benefit of no pressure and unlimited time, and your noisy insect was frog?

I mildly enjoyed Grandma's Boy, but my favorite movie to watch stoned doesn't even have stoners in it. It's the MacGruber movie, and every one of you needs to watch it. Probably the only GOOD SNL-sketch-turned-movie I've ever seen, and it was only a mildly funny sketch. Something about the movie just kills me, though.

There are plenty of stoner movies I like, but I can't fucking stand Grandma's Boy.

I love that a comment that completely fucks up the math gets starred and added to the main thread. Kinja! Where math don't mean fuck all!

A City loss would mean LFC at up 1 point going in to the final game.

Villa needs to beat City, but yeah, I'm with you. This proves that anything can happen.

While yes, this is a killer, but if City lose at any point it's right back in our hands. City have some serious injury bugs they've been fighting. This proves anything can happen, so why can't City lose?

When people, especially fans of English teams bring up Heysel to score points on Liverpool, it really shows off their own ignorance as well. I mean, Spurs in '74 and '83, as well as Leeds in '75 and Manchester United in '77 are never bought up and I would bet that few people that attack Liverpool using Heysel have…

Throw away a chance at the Champions League to spite your rivals? That's doing it wrong. I'd rather Liverpool and Everton both make it. That would be amazing.

Calls Liverpool fans elitist...finishes post by claiming West Ham is the last bastion of true British football. Nothing to see here.

No, the other guy is right. Based on initial transfer fees paid, Chelsea's starting XI was more expensive than Liverpool's by 20 million pounds or something. The announcers mentioned it during the game. And even if Sturridge had started, his fee (12 million?) wouldn't have been enough to change things.

Your pieces are so eloquent, and thus much more enjoyable to read than many other sites that cover soccer. Well done Greg. Also, fuck Jose Mourinho.

signed an american who decided he loved west ham because of frodo

At least the hand-transplant was successful.

Ah yes, Anti-Football Football. What a joy to behold.