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The only parody Twitter account worth following, @PFTCommenter, has really outdone himself this time. Check the tabs in the screenshots. [SBNation]

I've heard good things about his recovery so far. He was apparently talking basketball earlier today, wondering about the upcoming Ohio State matchup for Marquette.

4/10. For the record, the judge's score using the following criteria:

Baby Andy Reid is still the leader in the clubhouse.

Or Squirt. Old fashions are like liquid diabetes.

This will strike you as acutely ridiculous if you happen not to be the sort of person who keeps a bottle of brandy around the house

Well, that's a damn shame. Mushrooms are amazing.

What to do with the Brandy? Well make Old Fashioned's of course (korbell only) That is, if you grew up in WI like me and your drinking is informed by 80 year old German grandmothers.

Read it for the juicy bits.

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

I fully endorse when players do this. FOOTBALL NEEDS MORE GLORYBOYS

By holding the runner on, you are reducing your first baseman's ability to cover the hole between first and second and giving the hitter (in this case a lefty) more area to hit the ball through. Since you have a two run lead, it really doesn't matter if the runner on first scores. Much more important is the batter,…

No no no, this doesn't work with the conspiracy against the Patriots narrative that many Deadspin commenters seem to favor.

So Miami sent video of it, the Pats did it to the Saints, Rob most likely told Rex about it so the Jets alert the refs, the Pats go to the well one too many times get caught and Pats fans throw the biggest bitch fit since White Chicks.

Yeah, show some respect for the game and quit calling attention to yourself.

I don't know what the fuck this guy is talking about. Busch stadium between innings has a kiss cam, shows fans dancing being crazy, hidden ball hat dance game and then there is Team Fredbird running around in their Hooter shorts throwing tshirts to fans and dancing on the dugout. All the same shit the Dodgers and…

Other things St. Louisans don't say:

1. No thank you, I would prefer not to supersize that.
2. Holy shit our football team is awesome!
3. Honey, tonight let's go downtown and show the kids some real culture.
4. Isn't it nice not to be in the top three most murderous cities in the US and the top 50 most murderous cities in…