This film is going to rescue Christmas for everyone who isn’t looking forward to spending the day with their families. You can make them go see CATS! with you, and there will be so much collective what-the-fuckery that whatever else you experience cannot be worse than what you just saw unfold on the screen.

Ugh a review that went about the task in a serious manner. AV Club and I09 went about this in much funnier way. Or the NYT -

It is my solemn duty to ruin Christmas for all of my boomer family.

I hate this so much.

You seem fun. Let’s hang out. You bring the boiled chicken; I’ll bring the funeral dirges! We can read automotive manuals to each other!

This poll has been wrong since Joe Biden lost to an innocent dog who happens to have terrible people. I wanted Biden to win the whole thing.

I am so disappointed in Kanye not advancing I spit in disgust. 

Y’all are really voting to cancel a dog over Bill DeBlasio and Joe Biden? Dogs can’t help if they’re owned by soulless bog mummies.

I’m entirely confused about why we would want to cancel “feelings.” Having feelings is good, talking about feelings is even better.

LOL. You think anyone in his circle tells him anything negative? Oh sweet summer child.

There is no way to get an exact number but groups like have dug into it came up with an estimate that 11% of Sanders voters didn’t vote for Clinton. That sounds really bad and would have made Clinton President, but it ignores Clinton’s own history with this same phenomenon. It was estimated that around 15% of Clinton…

“Even though her campaign is now four years past, Hilary Clinton can’t seem to move on from the belief that Bernie Sanders “stole” the election from her”

My saucy 13-year-old has started saying, “Ok, Boomer,” every time I ask him to do something. Joke’s on him, though; I’m firmly Gen X, and we care about nothing. We’re dead inside. 

I was just scrolling down to say “It’s a fucking coat. Jesus Christ. Wear it or don’t - no one cares.”

Michael Harriot: Secretary of Education 

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

YouTube dramas make me feel like saying “ok boomer” to MYSELF.

Humanity deserves to fail if this is the philosophical quandary we’re currently faced with: whether to wear a perfectly functioning coat or not because it’s SO last season. No wonder the fashion industry is the number 2 polluter.  

“...and also to explain how Black Lives Matter was something they should be talking about when there’s no shootings that happened at the school,...” 

Ah, but here is the real question: What is the tweet that he felt important enough to have printed out and is holding under that notepad?