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Can we also talk about how the stammering cowboy is JUSTIN THEROUX???????

Mean Moms would be a good movie because you grow up and get out of high school, and you think the mean girl shit is over, then you have a baby. And holy shit, you realize the mean girls never grew up. Except now they are insinuating that you're poisoning your baby by using formula.

Former Sephora skincare consultant here.  The sad part about this is that Sunday Riley’s products do work, so she didn’t even NEED to fake these reviews.  Yes, you can get less expensive alternatives (everyone’s skin is different - different people respond to different ingredients) but their UFO oil in particular was

As an EY alum who was denied a promotion because I was pregnant, then laid off six months to the day after returning from maternity leave, this is the least surprising thing I have ever seen.

they are pretty much the only group of people in these dark times that I can rely on to be the absolute best of us all.

Warren and Bernie were crushing on Medicare for All topic. Love them both. Elizabeth also had a glorious “Let me finish” moment:

I know a lot of people like him (my mother included), but man am I gonna feel a bone-liquifying sense of relief/joy when Mayor Pete finally leaves the race. 

His lack of product placement or sponsorships is something I really value in his videos.  I like that most of the videos are focused on exploring spaces and cool machines rather than playing with specific toys.

As the (proud? constantly sleep-deprived?) father of two small boys, I’m all too familiar with Blippi. He was a bit of a crutch when the first was unruly, but we learned our lesson. Three anecdotes/observations:

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat

That sucks. It was my G/O starter point because I want the news. Now all the stuff I care about will be funneled into other areas.

No his ass, by itself, is 239 lbs.

Don;’t worry, there are still plenty of male Democratic candidates you can move to before claiming you’re “forced” to pick Trump.

Dude...She apologized to and received forgiveness from leadership of the tribe from which she claimed ancestry. Case closed.

Happened?

oh, it’s real common. pregnant people aren’t going to be able to work for the duration of maternity leave, and will not be bringing their A-game for at least another year or two around that. on a brute maximizing organizational efficiency level, firing them to avoid that whole headache is a no-brainer.

I ran a marathon last weekend (completed it without injury but my pace was sloooow and not even close to a Boston qualifying time); one of the homemade signs along the way was a picture of Aunt Becky and text that read "I CAN GET YOU INTO BOSTON". Lolz

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: rich people have far more in common with each other - politics be damned - than with the rest of us.

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps.