Swimming in dark water. It is an irrational fear and I blame it Steven Spielberg’s Jaws.... even when I am just swimming in a pool and the lights in the pool go off I am out of the water asap.

One is a poorly structured horror story that nobody wants to live through in real life.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

So, since this is something Trump has already (more than once) gotten wrong about legal immigration in the past, it bears repeating:

But importing people to work at Mar-a-Lago, is cool, right?

This is interesting. I’ve been waiting 6 mos. to see someone say something like this. Just didn’t expect it to be Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ):

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

To be fair the world does actually seem to be collapsing.

Lisa Murkowski got primaried from the right in her last election, wasn’t supported by the party at all, and managed to organize a successful write-in campaign in the general election (which, with a name like Murkowski, is no small feat). She also sits on Appropriations and chairs Energy and Natural Resources, giving…

Or maybe it was an EU version of “Impractical Jokers”. I can hear Merkel cackling into the earpiece, “Keep holding his hand! Don’t let it go - even if he tries! Now look into his eyes like you like him!”

the teaser just...dropped.

If these workers don’t like their jobs, why don’t they just hire two or three career counselors? Or ask their dad for a job?

My theory has always been that the adult children cannot possibly be as stupid and complicit as they appear, and that they simply do everything their father says in order to not jeopardize their portion of the inheritance. I realize this is a charitable interpretation, and today’s events make me think Junior is…

I don’t usually condone burning people at the stake, but I would cook my popcorn on the flames in her case.

I understand the Republicans’ feelings here. They certainly would never do anything so disrespectful like interrupt an important event involving one of our leaders.

I’m decades younger than this affront to common decency and yet I feel too old to use “haters” non-ironically.

We have a climate change denier running the EPA, so yes.