When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

I get you. I also get the impulse to go for the low blow on people that spend all too much time demonstrating how reprehensible they are, however rude and unwarranted.

I mean, he looks like he enjoys food, anyways. So there’s that.

“America and her allies are in a war with people who do what they do to please their God and obtain salvation by serving him as warriors”

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

I’d like my opposition party to be more concerned about the lives of their constituents than their electoral chances, but that’s just me.

Meanwhile, I’m pretty sure they’ve cremated lots of people who “sinned”, like criminals, adulterers, divorcees, etc........and they were fine in taking their family’s money just because they were heterosexual. Nope, somehow it’s the quiet elderly gay couple who liked to garden together who are the real perverts to…

You have to be a scared, insignificant asshole to refuse funeral services to someone.

This is really naive.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

It reminds me of the “comedy roast” episode of the Office where Michael gets roasted and then completely freaks out.

If you can’t handle someone making a joke about you you probably shouldn’t be the leader of a democratic society.

Laurie Penny’s articles about Milo should be required reading:

Donald Trump thinks a “high risk pool” is when there’s a black person swimming at Mar-A-Lago.

Donald Trump: Hailed for parlaying his name and expertise into a multi-million dollar enterprise.

GOD in His infinite wisdom has led you through a path of sin (sex) to a life of toil and debt (unwanted motherhood). You should feel #blessed.

I love Merkel for trying to force Ivanka to address the booing in the audience.

Of course his first 100 days were a success! Most of us are still alive, aren’t we?

“He needs to be raised as far away from his father and siblings as humanly possible.”

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…