Is it too late to claim “Mother Pence’s 2nd Cardigan” as my new burner?

Did he talk about any famous women from this century who aren’t died? I see he talked about one woman of color.

Speaking of making Trump mad, early voting starts today in GA-6. If you’re in East Cobb and Sandy Springs, go vote for Jon Ossoff! I can’t because I’m a mile outside the district, but my high school is — and last week I registered several of my seniors. Also, this tweet delighted me today:

Businesses are run with only the bottom line and enrichment of investors/stockholders in mind.

Came here to say just that — of course you can be “under budget” if you shaft contractors out of at least a quarter of what you owe them.

16. Day shift manager at Hot Topic, Quakerbridge Mall

Seconded. The biological clock is very real for some women and it’s worth acknowledging. I hit 30 and suddenly very much wanted a baby, even though I hadn’t really wanted one before. That came with it a whole host of issues surrounding career decisions, healthcare choices, relationship questions, financial decisions.…

This. If you want to use your body to make babby, it makes sense that you would stress out about the lady body’s well-documented tendency to stop making babby with age. Snarking on those people who worry about that in the name of feminism is bonkers.

I don’t get the snark regarding Amanda Seyfried’s eggs. If that’s how she feels, that’s how she feels. I think there’s this narrative surrounding modern women according to which all thoughts and conversations about biological clocks and “baby fever” must be suppressed, lest you turn your feminist card over. But some…

So he’s a more obnoxious Ron Burgundy?

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

This motherfucker is driving us all to hell.

I read the whole (unredacted) interview. I know we all know this, but...I just can’t believe this clown is POTUS.

Well, now I am...

Took the words out of my mouth! I also think it is so ironic that the icon of the recent Republicans, Ronnie Reagan, tore down that other wall or at least loved to take credit for it.

You know, walls don’t just keep people out. And I bet the Berlin Wall was pretty to look at in the beginning, too.

Might I also suggest Ohrfeigenvisage and Feuermelderfresse. A Backpfeife is basically a slap across the cheek, a Ohrfeige across the ear. And Feuermelderfresse means a mug like a fire alarm, the ones where you have to punch through the glass.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

What Trump offers is less a Budget Proposal and more a Modest Proposal.