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Because so much of American educational policy is decided by people who don’t work in education!

The per capita cost to educate a special needs child is often two or three times that of gen-ed students. If the federal mandate were removed, I’m sure most states would cheerfully continue to provide that crucial (and it IS crucial) funding. And I say this as a high school SpEd teacher.

As a public school teacher, I love this. We are unable to be trusted to do our job and should probably be fired, but it’s a-ok for us to have guns with us all the time at work.

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

He’s already on record as saying diapers and such are women’s work and he didn’t do that. He supplied the money, the mothers* supplied the parenting.

With the Obamas leaving and everyone bereft, I think we should start a campaign to have Barack and Michelle train Bo and Sunny to be therapy dogs. They can then tour the country and give comfort to us. Sunny can go rogue and bite the occasional MAGA supporter for extra laughs.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is

I hope he holds out his hand and then yanks it away, only to run it through his hair. Then he turns his back and walks out. That. Would. Be. Historic.

The preferred term is “Killing Center.” We [Holocaust scholars] try not to call the the 5 Killing Centers (denoted because they had gas chambers) “Death camps” anymore because death occurred at all of the concentration camps, over 40,000 of them. Also, it puts the agency on the killers, and the choices they made to

There needs to be a sea of Soviet Union flags at the inauguration.

Gambling isn’t a basic need of humans you fucking asshole. And you realize some women have legitimate health problems that hormonal contraceptives treat? Are you not having sex or something and you want to punish the rest of us who do get to have sex?

On Tuesday night, along with millions of Americans and millions more abroad, I watched our exiting commander in

Oh, I don’t know, maybe the American taxpayers that are responsible for the huge tax bill for it? Not to mention every furious New Yorker who is continually getting fucked by traffic...

I wish NBC would take a stand and air the Trump influenced Law and Order SVU in that same time slot

I’d send her a huge “citation needed” email regarding her claims of him being “fluent” up there.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy