Best take away: “I don’t see color.”

I don’t taste too good. Too old, fat and gamy!

“There is widespread voter fraud. But not perpetrated by Republicans. And not in PA, WI, or MI, so there is no need to do a recount. The recount is unfair to me. But I won, totally legitimately.”

I know in my logical place that there is no hope here but I’m still in the painful stage of grief from this election (as in sick to my stomach on a daily basis) and I know this will ultimately lead to more pain because I dared but hope but shit man, am I hoping.

So a couple of things: If you and your family don’t want to live in the White House then maybe don’t run for President. Also, I know that it is normal for Secret Service to secure the president, no matter where he is staying but the idea of the US Government paying the president as part of protecting the president is…

Warning: part bitchy post coming.

“Ben Carson has absolutely no expertise on housing policies nor is he qualified for this position, but he is black,”

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

Durham Bus Services got the contract this year for my child’s school district. They will be getting a call from me, asking about procedure and how they vet our bus drivers. Jesus, this story breaks my already broken heart. I’m empty. Where is 2017?

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

What the fuck is this about deducting daycare expenses from taxes? I already do that. What the fuck is he playing at.

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

No, and this thread on Reddit has receipts of why everyone is trash.

Ikr? Longing for the innocent halcyon days of “Binders Full of Women”.

What the hell is wrong with these people. You don’t have a meeting with the President-elect to discuss what the press pool is. That’s ridiculous. At most you’d meet with the chief of staff or more likely the press head (if there is one yet, maybe not). This is so bizarre, I can’t understand how they didn’t know they…

I trust that all the conservatives who complained about the expense and inconvenience every time the Obamas visited Hawaii will be up in arms.

I’m a Fed scientist at the USDA. We’ve had steady growth since a reorganization of 2008 (while others had layoffs) and finally started hiring again in the past year and a half. I don’t know what this does but the heads say the outlook is not good.

I keep dreaming of the EC saying “fuck the consequences, we can’t let this happen. Congress will keep Hillary in line and Hillary will keep Congress in line. 4 years of gridlock is better than the alternative!”

We won’t see a presidential press conference of this caliber once Trump takes over.