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What the fuck? That’s horrible, I’m so sorry.

In other Alaska news, Anchorage and the surrounding areas are still recovering from the 7.0 earthquake that occurred last Friday, November 30.  Every possible book, paper, pencil, and paper mache project flew off the tables and out of the cupboards to create a nice little 2-foot deep swamp in my classroom.  We haven’t

Don’t bring up MC Escher around Trump - remember he’s afraid of stairs!

If I ever held a political position, you’d bet that my family would either be a) pooling money to buy me nice clothes or b) making them for me.  Cause there’s no way my mother and grandmothers would let me leave the house wearing an Old Navy blazer if I’m going to be all over the news!  But that doesn’t mean we’re

Kind of like when he refused to give Merrick Garland a hearing but then asked for respect and decency towards Kavanaugh?  Yeah, sounds about right from McConnell.

Maybe I wasn’t paying attention, but did Obama ever fire any of his staff? I’m guessing this whole scorched-earth ploy is primarily a Trumpian move.

Yep! And that piece of shit just got re-elected. 

Dammit if we don’t vote him out tomorrow I’m going to lose it. Alyse Galvin is awesome and would be a much-needed breath of fresh air. I assume Young’s office smells like stale crackers and kaopectate. But seriously, this guy heckled an audience of teenagers just days after a classmate committed suicide! He’s a

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“I do want everyone to feel comfortable; that’s why I’d like to talk to you about Jesus.”

It’s a dinner that raises money for Catholic charities, and Gaffigan has said that he (or at least his wife) is Catholic, so that’s my guess.

Skip Athens, go to the islands.  Well, okay, check out the Parthenon and then get on a ferry to Santorini.  I visited Athens when the economy was starting to crash in 2011, so maybe that is tainting my memory.

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Maybe he’s there to discuss a potential collaboration project with Kanye?

I called yesterday (I'm an AK resident) and was able to actually speak with someone, but yeah I imagine today has been crazy. 

I’ve gained almost 10 from stress eating.  To each their own.

Jeff Flake couldn’t have a more fitting name. Other than Asshole, maybe.

I’m convinced she only votes against the GOP when she knows that someone else will vote in favor.  That way, she gets to play the rebel but not ruffle too many feathers.

Hey why ya gotta bring Shakey’s into this whole mess?