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So a few years ago I dressed up as Mulan for Halloween. She is my favorite Disney “princess.” I’m white. I didn’t add any makeup, but I did a pretty straight-forward copy of her outfit for when she goes to meet the match-maker. I even had a little fake cricket in a cage. Most people got my costume, some didn’t, but I

I work in a school and our answer for students as to why they have to wear shoes (yes, they ask all the time) is that if were to have a fire drill or other emergency, they need to have the correct footwear in order to quickly and safely move to secure area. Case closed.

The Office did it best.

But try to teach students about the genocide of Native Americans, or forced encampment of Japanese, or the Civil Rights Movement, and conservatives freak the fuck out.

Honestly I thought it was an oversize Bugle chip.

Point out how horrible Trump is - fake news

Could have been another golf trophy, I suppose.

I suggest Disney movies, snacks, and promising to let him stay in his pjs all day. Works wonders on my 2-year old.

The most common reaction for both men’s and women is freeze. The least common is flourish, where you, for lack of a better description, become the hero in your own story. Everyone wants to flourish, but this is very rare.

Plus it gets damn cold in the Pacific Northwest. I know they have heaters in there, but I wouldn’t want to be standing by an opened/closed window in a bikini.

Everett/Shoreline area. One almost every block.

Holy shit I love your name. And yes, what a garbage person.

Maybe he can use the rest of those shitty paper towels he was throwing at people to wipe out PR debt.

So my senator (Lisa Murkowski) voted against any possible gun control bills that have surfaced in the past few years. In the last year, she has taken approximately $4,000 from the NRA. I want to contact her and tell her that if she will rethink her stance on the gun control issues (and I mean REALLY rethink it; I’m

And if I understand it right, Australia was looking to buy back automatic and semi-automatic guns, right? We’re not talking handguns or rifles. Why the fuck would anyone outside of the military need a fucking semi-automatic??

I’d like to see these coaches and owners put their money where their mouth is then and hire Kaepernick.

“You can’t quit! I’m firing you!”

Yesterday I commented on the article about the deaf man being shot and I asked, “Is every day going to be a shittier version of the day before?” I asked, and the universe delivered, unfortunately.

What the everloving fuck?! Is every day just going to be a shittier version of the day before?

Depends on the connotation you use for failing. I’d paint our current leadership as “failure.”