Same. If someone tells me “water with fruit” one more time, I’m gonna lose it.
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God bless you.
This fucking asshole.
I think he’s showing that flag more love and devotion than he has to Melania(and vice-versa) since this whole shit show started.
She has said, before and after the election, that she wants to help push women’s issues. That’s why she’s complicit.
This picture makes it look like even Jared himself thinks, “what the fuck am I doing here?”
What. Really? Not that I’m planning on drowning my sorrows in an antibiotic cocktail, but if I was truly interested in having a “just in case” stash, which ones are you talking about?
The blueberry story! I love it.
Those requirements read like a personals ad. I don’t think Donny’s going to get many responses, though, 30 feet tall is pretty fucking unrealistic.
Didn’t Parks & Rec already cover this?
I learned something today! Thank you! This will be an excellent title for the diary entry I keep in which I list all of the assholes I want to punch.
Two of my cousins are coast guard bad-asses. The stuff they tell me about...man, they have an extremely stressful yet important job. I can’t imagine what these cuts are going to do.
Unless a good number of my fellow female teachers were to strike as well, I just can’t take tomorrow off. So we’re going to read some lady-centric literature instead. I’m thinking “The Story of an Hour” and “Yellow Wallpaper.”
I paid $90 for two Advil. My mom was so pissed she went and bought an xl bottle from Costco and tried to donate it to the hospital.
You know what costs the same as a new iPhone? My hospital stay after giving birth! That doesn’t include all the follow-up appointments, vaccines, dental visits, etc. DAMMIT this man makes me angry.
Am I the only one who found it odd that he appeared near the portrait of Hillary Clinton? :)
Morality in math? What is that? “If Susie’s skirt is 3 feet long and Mary’s is 2 feet long, which one is the slut?”
This is beautiful! Thanks for sharing.
And Dr. Oz.