Body snarking or not, this doesn't seem like a Jezebelian post to me. If I wanted to see something like this, I'd turn on E! News. I guess more has changed around here than just the layout.

I feel like I'm cheating on my new boyfriend by being here. But I have so many fond memories with Saturday Night Social. It's a hard decision, one I'm not prepared to make, so I'm hanging out with both.

I loved the Audi commercial with all the Richie Riches in luxurious prisons. Anything that uses Kenny G as a selling point works for me.

Those two are quickly becoming my favorite characters.

@LegalCookie: I don't know why we can't just have a live mini-Puppy Bowl during halftime. Sure, they might have to pick up some dog crap afterwards, but that would be less of a hassle than getting the usually-crap performers out of the way.

@thelittlestranger: I've been pondering purchasing this product...but I am a bit nervous. Do you know if you can use it on different types of skin? I still get acne on occasion, and I don't want this to irritate my skin too much.

@Kit Cloudkicker: Oh thank god it's finally over. I could have changed the channel or even muted the tv, but I was so attracted to the amount of suck that performance was.

@Angelina Scarangella: [www.surfthechannel.com] Mostly tv links, but still has a lot of movie links.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Black Eyed Peas do not normally perform live. This sounds awful.

@Angelina Scarangella: [ch131.com]

@GoodbyeBlueMonday: Genre ideas? Country, rock, metal? :) That might help narrow it down.

Both of my parents worked, so when I came home to an empty house after school, I snacked on brown sugar. SPOONFULS of brown sugar. So yeah, I get this.

@vanityfacade: I've also been called lame many a time, but I've gotten over it. And most of my friends have learned that I am not the type to stay out till 5 AM every weekend. If your friends don't understand how you feel, then maybe it's time to search for some new ones (cause it's so easy, right? /sarcasm).

@Alys Brangwin has a huge talent:

@cleo_le_fay: Tumblr is a wonderful place to find gifs, especially Buffy/Spike ones.

@TimFritz (Jez kink squad): Yay! I play that game all the time...always just fat.

@cleo_le_fay: My favorite vampire.

What a frustrating Sunday. Here I am at a beautiful ski resort with my new snowboard, but I can't do anything because I fell hard on my knees and now they are swollen to the size of melons. Worse, the friends I came with just kind of shrugged and said they'd find me when they're done. WTF? Is it bitchy of me to expect…

Totally in love with this song by Joan As Police Woman! Not sure about the video, but I could listen to this all day.

@SurferRose: Wayne's World ONE, of course!