@RubbermaidBiatch: If it's a ceiling lightbulb, no hipster will be changing it. You can't climb on a chair in skinny jeans.

How would an entitled dog owner feel if my kid walked over and sniffed EDO's crotch?

Are red wine problems more serious? My serious friends drink red wine and talk about politics, while I enjoy my silly problems and a class of Gerwerstraminer.

@cand86: "Nightlife designer Tranny Griffith is back with an all new club that answers the question, huhhh?"

@made_line: That deserves a #katherineheiglruinseverything tag.

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish: "Awkward and seemingly insecure - just like us!" Now that's a spread I want to see in Us magazine.

@Fishbear: Wait, did you just say he was having fun with ME??

"Sunday Morning" was, and always will be, my favorite No Doubt song. I loved blasting that song after any difficult day dealing with high school bitches.

@silverforkedsky: Didn't he realize he'd turn evil as soon as he had sex?

@crocuta: Um, I don't believe there is ever a time when the champagne of beers is not an appropriate beverage of choice.

@BigEdie: There was a big push to have that stupid "Graduation" song by Vitamin C as our class song, even though it was three years old by then. However the minority angsters (myself included) prevailed and got Incubus voted in instead. And it summed up the feeling I had for a lot of my classmates: nice to know you,…

@lollilove: I made the mistake of ragging on my cousin's hysteria over the Bieber in front of my grandma, who reminded me of the time I broke down sobbing because my parents wouldn't let me go to the N'SYNC concert.

I went to my first formal dance my sophomore year. I knew the guy who asked me had a crush on me, but I wasn't really in to him. But I wanted to go-I had never been asked before!-so I said yes. When he (and the couple we were doubling with) came to pick me up, I was so nervous because I was sure my mom was going to…

@PEZcruncher: Is this what you are looking for??

@MoonfaerieWaterlilly: I dance like Elaine, and now I share her hatred for this movie.

@AmosTrue: Love this!

I'm watching The English Patient for the first time, but I just cannot get in to it. Kristin Scott Thomas and Ralph Fienes are both gorgeous, but I've yet to get sucked in to the storyline. Worth continuing?

@m-bot: Seattle: SAM, Green Lake, West Seattle beaches

@SomeAuthorGirl: This is a must-see

@Sage-a-licious: I don't think I would mind being a Jane Austen character. And I will inevitably adopt that kitteh, it is too adorable not too :)