@LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Good god. I've never reported anything on FB before, but I'd be more than happy to start with this.

Holy shit I hate clowns. This would terrify me. Fuck the birthday present, I just want to get away without violently pissing myself.

@AtomiClash humanitarian misanthrope: One may argue that Swift did not necessarily project innocence and purity explicitly, but perhaps is just who she is? When I think of someone like Joe Jonas who publicly stated his own abstinence, then I think of someone 'flaunting' their purity. (And yes, Swift and Jonas dated,…

@token_liberal: Still won't stop me from watching em take on Detroit this Friday! Bring on the beer and peanuts...I'll bring my poncho just in case.

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: Carrie. Definitely Carrie.

@claudinelonget: You actually can eat it! Prior to it being used, of course.

@Rosaxé: Yeah, expected more from Tina Fey. And is Justin Bieber really allowed to stay up this late? I never got to watch SNL when I was his age.

@rah29: So did Phoebe on 'Friends' :)

@BeckyIva: Have an epilator brand you'd recommend?

@shiftercars: Sugar Sugar in Ballard is great. Where else in Seattle have you tried?

@brendahamLincoln: It's similar to waxing, but the substance is made out of sugar, water, and lemon juice (I think), maybe more ingredients. It makes this ball of 'sugar-wax' that the beautician can use over and over (no need for strips). It doesn't stick to your skin like wax does, so it is less painful. If I ever…

@HelloKitty: Next time, ask a man for help!

@ilovedavelister: Make it a bubble bath and sip some champagne, you'll have a glorious time. Or so I've heard.

At one of my college roommates' wedding, one of our other roommates requested "Get Low" by Lil Jon. Immediately following the father-daughter dance. It was a bit awkward. But I realized later that it was a great warmup for one of the most kickass wedding receptions I've ever been to.

@headofjohnthebaptist: I lack the star to promote this comment, but if I had one, I would promote the shit out of it.

@malishka: Exactly. Nowadays whenever there is a celebrity breakup, there is the standard "yes we've amicably moved on, please respect our privacy" statement. Are all these celebs robots? I too would need a good few weeks of crying, screaming, drinking, etc. before I could show my face again. Just because she is an…

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Does anyone have Michael Richard's number? He might be able to sympathize...

@Understater: I can't believe I actually kind of agree with him, too. Music Box will always be my favorite album.

@Dangling Modifier: Oops, I meant to share this video. I saw her at the Showbox in Seattle last year and she rocked this song. The video quality sucks, but you get the picture.

I knew nothing of Jenny Lewis (as a singer, I only knew of her as Hannah Nefler) until I saw her open for Death Cab a few years ago. She is amazing live. What a fucking awesome voice! Ditto for when she's with Rilo Kiley.