Or, allons au mall, if you're in Quebec.

You poor thing. How's this month's recipe with avocados and artichokes? Sunset—unchanged since 1967.

At Lucky Mag, there's a difference? (My money is firmly on no.

Brevity is the soul of rants. Nice.

Dude here—my wife calls my guy friends my boyfriends. For our friends who get it, it's hilarious. For those who don't, it's awkward. And then more hilarious.

Meh: bold-faced is about typography. #oldschool

You're today's insightful commenter! You should win #cotd, also.

No. The intersection of the set called "Loyal Lucky Readers" and "People Who Know Shit About Journalistic Integrity" is what we liked to call, back in Jr. High, a "null set." Lucky has nothing to worry about. Now go shop like a good American.

"I assume their interns are advertising, not journalism majors." Many of them do come from J schools. But yes, you're right. About 80% of them cannot write or pronounce the word integrity. The other 20%? They're gonna be bloggers, a la Rick Redfern (Doonesbury reference alert.)

Journalistic integrity? For Lucky Magazine? Or In Style? Or Simple Living (which is anything but)? These supermarket wastes of trees are just so annoying in so many ways. But expecting journalism from them is like expecting Shakespeare to issue forth from Sarah Palin—ain't happenin'. There may be some other rules…

"This Is Happening: Lindsay Lohan and James Deen Are Gonna Make a Movie...if the producer can get completion insurance."

Let's be even clearer here. Presley may or may not be an oily hypocrite, etc. That may well be immaterial. What we know is that Ms. Stetten's grip on reality seems to be approximate, at best.

I fly a lot of those 4 seat across planes. If we sit next to each other, I'll share my valium ;-)

I left Sprint for VZ. Right now I am saving about $30 a month, but this new plan may change this. But I'd pay the $30 for the difference between Sprint's and VZ's coverage. Sprint is very, very good—I want to be clear. But their coverage isn't nearly as universal as VZ's. I will say, though, that except for Memphis,…

Excellent tip. I sort of discovered this by accident when planning some family travel and juggling freq flyer and regular tix. Good stuff.

I only trot that out when I am really pissed off at those freaks. Which is about all the time now. Thanks for the props.

I love this.

Emphasis on straight.

I'm depressed because no one has fully outed FuckUs on the Family as the bunch of neo-fascist racist religious nutjob freaks that they are.

Now this looks like some great stuff. I think what I might do is get a new iPad "3" and then jailbreak my iPad "1" to get a feel for the jailbreaking lifestyle.