Well, there is that. I found college more fun. All the care-free stuff (except for school) and no parents around.

Yes. There's no law against consumption. It's what makes America great! But one does not have to, as a matter of law or even culture norms, have an outrageously expensive wedding.

My wife and I got married on the oppose coast from a lot of our friends. We had the wedding in the East and a picnic thereafter. Then we had an inform picnic reception, in the town park near my parents' place, on the West Coast. Our whole shebang, including honeymoon, was less than $6k even if you count the ring. Then…

The average wedding cost $27 grand because unimaginative people do every fucking wedding the same way, with the fancy reception at some soul-crushing banquet hall or country club, with the shitty/band or DJ, and the stupid garter/rice/drunk best man rituals. Anyone can have a fun wedding for far less than that if…

Does this mean the next sixty years of your life will be/are the worst? Thank god my HS days weren't the best of my life.

Well, the former Nazi death camp kommandanterin who was principal of my H.S. could have given two shits about "caring." In in an unusual turn of events, our vice principal was actually pretty cool.

Grow up where I did, and you go to school and come home in the dark. This offer not valid in the lower 48.

But TV can be an inspiration, right? And doesn't Ratzinger look like their monkey arch-nemesis, a little?

Yeah, that guy in the picture there. He was a piece of misogynist work....

Because jacking/jilling off feels good, that's why. Q.E.D.

We have a winner.

As a Jersey Devils fan, I find this utterly hilarious.

I'm kind of a JACK-ass, bay-bee!!

You win the day

Yes. Set that maximum daily allowance. So my wife can help me stone cold break the record. (Actually, she usually gives up after the leg cramps start. Fun leg cramps, but still....)

I used to get a lot of this type of spam. Then, four years ago, I got gmail. Problem solved, more or less.

Did she form complete sentences with nouns and verbs? If so, she's got it all over Junior Miss South Carolina or whoever the hell that one was.

I feel your pain.

Oh, yes. Those goddam union guys. You know, the ones who insisted, as part of their contracts, that Vega engines have aluminum blocks and steel piston rings. Yeah, those union goons who made the Pinto explode. Those pricks who pre-rusted every GM vehicle from 1972 through 1985? Thank god for the stalwart army of…

Can I have the three minutes of my life back? You know, the three minutes where I looked at this video more than once to find a car come event close to a kid? I mean, I want to believe that all Texans are assholes and all, but this evidence is just not good enough to reenforce that claim.