I hope for your sake that you don't actually live there. At least move to Palmer—it's only half as crazy.

True that. I'm a dude, and I didn't pitch until I was in my early 30s, and none of the women I was with before then wanted to catch. Finally, I just made the move in a fit of passion, but of us were into it, and the rest was history. All that sexy sex stuff can be scary in yer teens and 20s.

But Ramen noodles are delicious!! And va-jay-jay doesn't have nearly the sodium in one serving. Not that I think the standard serving size has been established, yet.

I'll be right over.

"Remember: if he wanted to have a sweet snack, he'd go get a damn smoothie rather than eat your pussy."

I she they've found this girl, although she's sporting a new red dye job. [www.theonion.com]

Yes, that. But in real breaking news, your username rawks.

The Snopes article raised the idea that some kids/adults would be more likely to pee in a pool just to see if the colors appeared. Hmmm.

Redacted 'cause the comment was already snoped!

You don't know fuckall about chemistry, do you?

+1, although I will likely get the banhammer for saying that. I am here because Gawker is so bad now.

I am hurting myself LOLing, and trying to decide whether I like "turtling" or "prairie dogging" better. Probably the latter. I hope I don't think about this in the pool when I have to pee.

"Chloramines!" That's the word I was looking for!! Yes! It's that, not the pee, that is irritating. I learned a thing or two from owning my own pool—at least I could be sure it was my own pee.

Actually, it's not at all accurate. It's hilariously disgusting, but it's not really true. That's why we have chlorine and pool filters.

I was so hoping someone would bring this up, just so that another commenter could invoke the Mighty Power of Snopes. Of course, the dye myth is nonsense, As the Snopes article noted, "Or, as one old-time Boston-area poolman put it, "If such chemicals did exist, every municipal pool in Boston would be bright purple." "

I used to be grossed out when my wife told my kids they could pee in the sea. Now, it's like "yeah, it's a big salty thing full of fish pee, whatever" and I swim and pee in it. But not a pool.

In other news, the sun rose in the East this morning....

Some of these ideas are really cool, like the car mount for the phone. Others—like shortening cables—assume that my time has zero value. I will just buy the proper cables. They're just not that expensive.

Either that cat loves to get wet, or is declawed. If I tried that with either of my cats, I'd need two units of blood, stat. This vid is way cute, also.

This totally deserved the squee tag, but cats is good too.#squee